Investment Advice.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you
would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
And as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Canadians drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that the average Canadian gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes me damned proud to be a Canadian!